30 maio 2005

Top 100

Muito divertida a lista de 100 best Things About Being a Gay Man que o blog A Gay Muscle Boy in Training está a publicar gradualmente. Este é o post mais recente que contém a terceira parte, de um total de cinco:

41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Liza Minnelli.
42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
43. You know how to programme your VCR.
44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales.
46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford.
47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.
48. You know when to play dumb.
49. You know what to do for a hangover.
50. Yes, you do have a condom.
51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
52. One or more of the following applies to you:
a) You adore Judy Garland
b) You hate Judy Garland
c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland
d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland
e) You don't give a damn about Judy Garland
f) Who is Judy Garland?
53. You can supply the last names to the following list:
a) Kylie
b) Madonna
c) Barbara
54. You made Donna Summer a star.
55. You made Donna Summer a has-been.
56. Tanning salons were invented for you.
57. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
58. You know when the party's over.
59. You know where to go after the party's over.
60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.

Outras partes: primeira, segunda.

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