19 abril 2005

Paul Rudnick's Living Will



1) If I should remain in a persistent vegetative state for more than fifteen years, I would like someone to turn off the TV.
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4) If I am unable to feed, clean, or dress myself, I would like to be referred to as "Mr. Trump."
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7) Do not resuscitate me before noon.
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10) Once I am allowed to die a painless and peaceful death, I would like my organs donated to whoever can catch them.
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15) I would like to die at home, surrounded by my attorneys.
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19) Assume that, even in a coma, I can still hear discussions about my apartment.
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22) At my memorial service, I would like my clergyman to begin his eulogy with the words "I suppose, in a way, we all killed him."

via The New Yorker

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